Aglio olio pasta. My jaw worked on the pasta the same way it would on chewing gum – methinks the pasta probably moved from the pot to the pan way before it was ready, resulting in severe adjustment issues and eventual clinginess with schoolmates. I heard people secretly bitch that…
Coffee Addict – coffee yogurt parfait, chocolate deco, coffee sauce, brownie, coffee jello and coffee ganache. It’s like going on a speed-dating marathon, meeting a nonstop barrage of good-looking people with names like Blair and Xanthius but ultimately realizing they all have the personality of a cooked rice grain, and…
Jumpin’s Ultimate Breakfast – bacon, honey-baked ham, bratwurst sausage, scrambled eggs, bread, greens and pasta. Definitely not an ensemble cast, so the show desperately lacks a lead star. The pasta inclusion is peculiar, and I sure wished the piglet representation was more substantial. Bacon needs to be the crispy type,…