Yam Coffee Bailey cake. Pleasingly fragrant, but fairly dry despite being rather creamy. Methinks the Yam probably couldn’t hold his Baileys and was on Attend C. 3.2/5 Monochrome Fusion Bistro 291 South Bridge Road Singapore 058836
Passioné – passionfruit and a blend of cheeses on a sponge and coconut sable base, served with cocoa nibs. The cake was smooth and rich, with no bitchy upstaging drama going on – the passionfruit dominates for the first few seconds in your mouth but eventually cedes to the cheese…
Mango Charlotte. Like the girl with 12.4K Instagram followers who looks really summery and poses in pictures staring shyly away from the camera whilst smiling with milk-shampooed lustrous hair and pouty cherry lips, but once you meet her in person you find out that past the blogshop dresses and flowers…
Firecracker cupcake – citrus and walnut with Tiger beer infused buttercream. The orange peel evokes memories of the yearly spammage of Mandarin oranges, whilst the buttercream kisses with a faint wisp of beer breath. 3.4/5 Cake Spade 1 Tras Link #01-06 Orchid Hotel Singapore 078867
Cheesecake. Light and not too cheesy, but remarkably tastes like yogurt meets Yakult, solidified. 3.5/5 [Tasting courtesy of Sacha & Sons.] Sacha & Sons 333A Orchard Road #03-02 Mandarin Gallery Singapore 238897
Strawberry Fields – pure strawberry mousse layered with homemade strawberry preserve and chiffon sponge, topped with fresh strawberries. If this was a girl she probably ties her hair in a neat braid, wears Cotton On, doesn’t swear and always brings her home-baked goods to both class and church to distribute,…
Iced Doi Chaang coffee with a rum and raisin mille crepe cake. The former was enjoyable in its masculine sweetness, like an NSF Commando officer with his girlfriend. However, despite its whiffs of alcohol, the cake tasted rather flat and tired, like the same officer after outfield exercise. Coffee: 4/5…
White coffee cake. It’s all about the bass and no treble, as the cake’s thick, J.Lo-sized hazelnut wafer booty triumphantly bounces away most traces of white coffee, which is probably a size two at best. 3.5/5 Do.Main 226 Tanjong Katong Road Singapore 437015
Apple swiss roll. A decent throwback to yesteryear cakes, with nice apple chunks. The cake is paired with Tea Forte hot tea as a set. Buy this cake and give cafés who deign charge triple the price for a third of the pleasure a metaphorical kick up the nuts. Toothsome…